My Bill Gates nanobot vaccine

Out of the blue I receive a text from my doctor suggesting I book a vaccine appointment. Great I follow the link and sure enough I get one the very next day.

The following morning the TV news is full of stories about the Astrazenica vaccine being postponed in Germany because of blood clot risks? Hmm not what I want to hear a few hours before I am to be vaccinated? Of course I have no idea which vaccine I will receive?

I have a few hours to fester over this before I go.

Everything is very well organised and the staff really supportive and helpful.

Of course it is the Astrazenica I am to get!

Wait and wait and wait then its my turn. I walk into the partitioned area and two nurses are waiting.

I mention I am not a fan of needles so whilst one talks to me about it, the other does the deed, before I realise it is all over. Well done they were great.

Because I am driving myself (everything is self service in my house) I have to sit down for 15 mins just in case?

Once my time is up I go home, don't feel anything as yet.

Around 7pm I feel tired so retire to bed.

My heart feels like its racing. My Fitbit watch shows resting heart rate is 80+bpm I am usually in the low 60's. I lie there all night unable to sleep, my arm is starting to hurt now. I get up a few times and drink water because I feel dehydrated.

The following morning I walk to the bathroom and almost pass out on the floor! This is not a good sign, eventually I crawl back to bed on my hands and knees. After an hour I feel a little better.

My heart is still racing but I am so tired from not sleeping I nod off for an hour or so?

I manage some tea and toast then fall asleep again.

My arm is now very painful and have to sleep on the other side. I spend the entire week in bed, suffering from very cold chills (like a man flu). This continues for 5 days progressively improving towards the end of the week. I have not felt this bad ever, not even with real flu years ago?

If you previously had Covid (which I did last year) the body really attacks the vaccine thinking its the virus, so we know its working but I never expected this? It will be my Polish fighting genes they don't mess about.

This must have been the very early Beta version of Bill's nanobot vaccine?

Walking past Wifi hotspots like Costa Coffee, I think it has since automatically upgraded itself over the air to a stable version.

I can now change TV channels by just pointing my finger at the screen, think of the channel and it switches over by itself! Fantastic thanks Bill.

Unfortunately Bill knows when I go to the loo and how long I am there and so on, all this data being generated, surely my life is not that interesting?

The second jab is not available yet but I hope it will be a milder affair.

Take the vaccine folks, it is the only sensible route out of this mad pandemic world.

My case was probably a little harsher than others. I don't know anybody who experienced this, just a sore arm for 2 days.

If like me you survived the 1970's this will be a walk in the park!

Keep safe and lets hope 2021 is a better year for us all.